How to Act Like a Superhero
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Superheroes are the idols of many. Here's how to act like one! Da-da-da-da-daaaa!
[edit] Steps
- Always be asking to help people.
- Randomly do cool tricks like flips and twirls and things.
- Think of an interesting catch phrase. It should be something like, "Never fear! *said hero* is here!", and say it a lot.
- Get a great costume.
- Always "save" people from difficult situations.
[edit] Tips
- Project your voice to sound professional.
- Never be grumpy unless your arch-nemesis just defeated you.
[edit] Warnings
- Do not think of imaginary villains. If you do, people will think you're crazy.
- Try not to be too dramatic in public. Again, people will think you're crazy.
- Only do flips and twirls (as described in step 2) if you know how to. Otherwise, you might try one, feel pain, and then wake up in a hospital. You have been warned.
- Remember the real heroes are soldiers, firefighters, policemen, etc... Don't try acting like a hero in front of them (Its very disrespectful ESPECIALLY to war heroes)
