How to Be Shocking
Do you want to be shocking? It's all about doing things that other people would never, ever do--but secretly wish that they could.
[edit] Steps
- Be brave!! It is very important that you're not too shy to handle other people giving you weird looks, or getting in trouble.
- Dress in a unique way. This might range from all black to a rainbow of bright and obnoxious colors, and anything in between! You should dress to stand out, but make sure that you are still comfortable in your clothing and you can move easily for your shocking stunts.
- Do shocking stunts! Try something unusual and weird,. If not, learn to juggle or do magic tricks. Something that will catch the eyes of others and interest them.
- Have interesting ideas. Be a communist or an expert on alternate oil sources. It will be something interesting about you that most people will never find out about.
- Be yourself! In a world of carbon copies, anyone would be absolutely shocked to see an individual. Do what you want! Don't worry about keeping a certain image.
- Do whatever you want. If you feel like sitting on a table instead of a chair, do it! Don't let inhibition hold you back.
- Be able to eat anything. If your palate ranges from spicy curry to a McDonalds burger, you can shock the delicate with your ability to taste everything.
[edit] Tips
- Wear interesting things (and colors) in your hair.
- You don't have to match.
- Make-up should be bold and crazy, especially around the eyes.
- Be nice! Just because you're shocking doesn't mean you can be a jerk.
- Whatever you're wearing, make sure it is something you can do something crazy in.
- Don't be scared of failure.
[edit] Warnings
- You may get some odd looks.
- Don't tell people everything up front. Leave something to shock them once you've known them for a while.










