How to Be a Brat
Wanna have fun and get what you want? This article is all about how to act like a snobby little brat.
[edit] Steps
- Be in a group of friends, and try to be the leader or at least the beta. (A beta is like the vice-president of the group.)
- Always have a boyfriend (a few exes are good too - it shows you have experience!).
- You have to be smart and curious about a lot. In order to be a brat you need some juicy gossip, right?
- Draw some attention to yourself especially at a party.
- Make a 'Burn Book', like the Mean Girls one. But don't get caught!
- Make 'rules' like: "You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, on Wednesdays wear pink, you can only were jeans on Friday", etc.
[edit] Tips
- Carry a designer purse with designer makeup in it.
- Be a tad mean, but not totally full-out like Regina from Mean Girls.
[edit] Warnings
- Don't be mean enough to make someone bring a gun to school
- Remember: ANYTHING can backfire. If it does, apologize and don't try again
- If your parents notice you're being bratty, you may get yelled at.
- Don't be bratty to teachers or while teachers are around. This could lead to detention or worse.
[edit] Things You'll Need
- Designer lip gloss, eyeshadow, or any other makeup you might want
- Supplies to make a Burn Book: scissors, a glue stick, pictures, and colored markers
