How to Be a Brownnoser
In order to be a great brownnoser, you must be able to idolize anyone. From your ugly balding boss to your smoking hot cousin.
[edit] Steps
- Pick a person to imitate. For your first time you should probably choose someone you look up to and could easily imitate. Someone of the same gender is recommended unless you enjoy cross dressing.
- Now imitate them in every way humanly possible. Walk like them. Talk like them.
- Dress like them. Memorize every obscure aspect of their life.
- Its officially time to kick out some major butt kissing. Compliment them every time you physically can. Do stupid jobs for them and get them cheap gifts. Walk their dog, get them coffee, be their slave.
- You finally get to reap the rewards of being the worlds biggest toady. Depending on who you brown nosed you might receive anything from cheap candy to promotions at work.
[edit] Tips
- The more of a self righteous mean person your brownnose, the greater you reward will be.
[edit] Warnings
- There is a slight risk that, as a brownnoser, your friends/coworkers/relatives will begin to hate you.
