How to Be a Creepy Person
Have you ever wanted to be that creep down the street? The scariest person at school? Well read on fellow creepers!
[edit] Steps
- Get creepy clothes, ones in all black with chains and skulls may freak people out.
- Hobo-ish looking clothes may scare people too!
- Listen to creepy music. That may scare people as well.
- Get a stuffed animal, like a cat, or a doll and carry it everywhere you go and refer to it as your "best friend" and pet it and say things like, Good Bessie, Good Girl, as well as telling people not to stare at him/her because it is shy.
- Talk in a creepy accent, laik deez oane. It will creep people out abit.
- Carry around a toy gun and name it Chopper. Tell people Chopper likes to randomly shoot out bullets because he has a problem.
- Put Halloween/Christmas decorations up all year long. And on days when it's not Halloween, get a costume and go door-to-door asking for candy.
- Tell people you are hearing voices when they are trying to talk to you.
- Take to wearing a black halloween cape year round
- Pull my stunt: First day of highschool show up in a crazy outfit (mine consisted of a black corset, a plaid miniskirt, black fishnets and knee high "hooker boots") and then pick your accessories.... BE LIBERAL WITH IT... Mine were a plastic wand from a dollar store, some barbie-esk tassle hair elastics for my braided pig tails, a leather bondage collar and a barbie doll (who bore a stricking resemblence to me) in all pink with a noose attaching her snuggly to my bondage belt... Last step, create a gothic-esk crazy cutesy line to use when people make fun/ask about the items (we'll say a barbie in this case)... Mine was "This is inner **first name here**, she had a problem with outer **first name here* and it didn't end well for her...
[edit] Tips
- Don't over-do it, or people might hit you with sticks.
- Honestly, be careful when doing these things.
