Want to be a Liverpool fan or just interested about the club? Read on and find out more.

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Learn the clubs history. If you do not know basic events such as how many times we've won the European Cup then you will be made fun of a lot.
Learn the club songs. There are many, most of them are uploaded onto YouTube but a basic fan should atleast know 'You'll Never Walk Alone' and 'Fields of Anfield Road'.
Try avoiding buying any merchandise at the moment. The clubs fans are boycotting them because there is a strike against the two owners Tom Hicks and George Gillet.
Learn about the players and managers. If you do not know who people like Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish and Steven Gerrard are, you are stupid.
Learn about the events at Hillsborough and Heysel. These two events 'shook the Kop' strongly.
Try not to support other teams. If it's your local team then fine, but don't try supporting other teams especially if they're a rival one such as Everton, Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea.
Don't live anywhere near the city, or if you do make sure you never go the game cos " I can't get a ticket la"
Make sure you always tell people that you're the best supporters in the world, even when you're robbing tickets off your own fans in Athens.
Always stand up at matches..whilst insisting that everyone else should sit down because of the Hillsbrough disaster.
Buy a huge red and white wooly scarf...for no other reason than to hold it up when singing You'll Never Walk Alone. Wear it even when the weather's scorching hot.

[edit] Tips

Watch videos and read on the internet about the clubs history, this is obviously a good way to learn about the past.

You will be teased a lot, but keep your cool.
You will be insulted by rival fans for events such as Hillsborough and Heysel but you must always keep your cool and NEVER stoop to their level by insulting a tragedy that has happened in their clubs past.