How to Get Someone to Leave You Alone
There are many ways to get rid of someone. Follow these steps and hopefully you'll get some alone time.
[edit] Steps
- Find the person's dislikes or medical problems. For example, if someone is not leaving you alone, and he or she likes neatness, be sloppy. In the same vein, if that person really likes something, act like you hate it.
- Be strange. Talk about weird things like "Why does rubbing alcohol never freeze?".
- Ask the person for money for different things everytime you see them.
- Develop body odor or bad breath.
- Be boring.
- Stay away from the person as much as possible.
- Be frank and honest with the person. If that doesn't work, threaten them with a restraining order, and follow through.
[edit] Tips
- Don't be too obvious, or it won't work.
- Find other people to talk to
- If you really want people to go way fast, act like a jerk or very angry.
[edit] Warnings
- Don't be too harsh, because then it might be too mean, and you'll hurt him/her. Then you might feel guilt.
- Be aware that dressing in crazy colors like red and purple is actually cool now to some people..
