How to Give a Good Noogie
Giving (and inevitably receiving) a good noogie is a time-honored rite of passage for many during adolesence. A well-executed noogie on an unsuspecting friend is sure to elict a vigorous response that will be remembered for a long time.
[edit] Steps
- Identify a good friend as the target for your noogie. Ideally, they have done something to you to deserve this dubious show of friendship.
- Wait for an opportune time to unleash the noogie. The target should be docile, and unsuspecting of any tomfoolery.
- Approach from either side, and using your forearm and bicep, swiftly put your target into a headlock, bringing his/her head tightly against your own ribs.
- With your free hand, form a fist and immediately start rubbing your knuckles across your victim's scalp. This should be done firmly and rapidly, and without excessive striking.
- Continue rubbing your knuckles into their scalp as long as you can hold onto your victim, or until you feel they have taken enough punishment.
[edit] Tips
- Stealth is key; the element of surprise is your best friend. Be careful, lest you be discovered and find the tables turned back on you.
- Speed is your next best friend. Most people don't like headlocks, and your time to execute the noogie could be very short.
- Know when to say when. If you make your friend cry, you've most likely noogied for too long.
[edit] Warnings
- Watch your back for about the next six months after unloading a solid noogie. Revenge is sweet, and sure to come.
