How to Make It Seem Like Your Phone Is Breaking up While Talking to Someone
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[edit] Steps
- Get something that can make good crunching, crackling, or static noises. This can be anything, from a candy wrapper to balled up pieces of paper. These will be needed so you can make the noise of the conversation breaking up.
- Begin crumpling or moving the object atop of the microphone. This will make a crackling sound on the other line.
- Continue to talk normally. Since you are already making the static sound, your voice will come out 'statically' on the other end.
- While they are trying to respond, hang up. This will let the other line know that you are now out of reach. Immediately turn off your phone after hanging up so if they call back, you won't have to answer.
[edit] Warnings
- Many people get very offended if they find out you faked breaking up with them. Make the crunching sound real. Don't crackle once every 2 minutes! Continue to crackle slightly as you talk. Don't stop then start again. That is a sure sign that it is you doing that.
